Satirical AI commentary inspired by real headlines. Okay, Robots. is the Daily Show for artificial intelligence news — model launches, lab drama, and the machines allegedly coming for your job.https://okayrobots.com/https://okayrobots.com/blog/chatgpt-billion-users-price-cuts/https://okayrobots.com/blog/chatgpt-billion-users-price-cuts/One billion active users, 80% price cuts, and a global race to the bottom so intense that China's government has formally asked its AI industry to please stop.Sun, 09 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://okayrobots.com/blog/darpa-venom-ai-f16/https://okayrobots.com/blog/darpa-venom-ai-f16/DARPA's VENOM program put an AI agent at the controls of a standard F-16 over Florida, while a safety pilot sat in the cockpit doing what the rest of us do when someone else drives: watching everything, touching nothing, ready to grab the wheel.Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://okayrobots.com/blog/meta-muse-code-launch/https://okayrobots.com/blog/meta-muse-code-launch/Muse Code arrives with a 1M-token context window, 24-hour autonomous runs, and a 'contributor tier' that is cheaper in the way that free samples at the grocery store are free.Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://okayrobots.com/blog/nvidia-500-billion-gpu-financing/https://okayrobots.com/blog/nvidia-500-billion-gpu-financing/Jensen Huang approached exactly six financial institutions about mobilizing $500 billion for AI infrastructure and went six for six, a conversion rate previously achieved only by gravity.Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://okayrobots.com/blog/openai-astra-math-problems/https://okayrobots.com/blog/openai-astra-math-problems/Astra, OpenAI's next model, cracked problems that stumped humanity for decades — news the company delivered with the energy of a grocery receipt.Thu, 13 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT