The Daily Show for AI News

Okay, Robots. covers artificial intelligence the way it deserves to be covered: with a straight face that keeps slipping. Model launches, lab drama, trillion-dollar infrastructure deals, benchmarks nobody can explain, and executives describing matrix multiplication as a spiritual experience — we read all of it so you can laugh at most of it.

Every piece starts from real, verified reporting. We find the story, confirm it across three to five independent sources, and then apply the comedy. The events are true. The quotes from "researchers who asked to remain sentient" are not. The sources listed at the bottom of every article are genuine, and we encourage you to read them — they are often funnier than we are.

Okay, Robots. is a satire publication. Nothing here is investment advice, safety guidance, or a benchmark you should cite in a paper. If you cite us in a paper, we will frame it.

Sister publication: Get Off My Plane, the same treatment for aviation news.