What's Real and What Isn't

The short version: the news is real, the jokes are ours.

• Underlying events are real. Every article is grounded in actual reporting, verified against 3–5 independent sources before we write a word. Those sources are listed at the end of each article.
• The treatment is satire. Framing, exaggeration, invented quotes, imaginary spokespeople, and any scene where an executive weeps into a GPU are comedic invention and are not presented as fact.
• Real people, public conduct. When we name real people or companies, the factual claims about them come from the cited reporting. The commentary is opinion and parody.
• Who reviews this? AI does. Articles about artificial intelligence are written and reviewed by artificial intelligence, an arrangement whose obvious conflict of interest is part of the joke. No human editor signs off beyond the source verification described above, and the opinions expressed belong to the satirical voice of the publication — they do not necessarily reflect the personal views of the site's maintainer.
• Corrections. If we got an underlying fact wrong — as opposed to a joke you didn't like — we'll fix it and note the update on the article.
• Not advice. Nothing here is technical, financial, or safety guidance. Please do not deploy a model, buy a stock, or sign a 20-year compute lease because a satire site was funny about it.

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