OpenAI Moves Into Google Cloud, Ending the Era of Cloud Monogamy
GPT-6 Astra, Sol and Luna arrive in Google's Model Garden in private preview, billable through the same invoice as your other cloud regrets.
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GPT-6 Astra, Sol and Luna arrive in Google's Model Garden in private preview, billable through the same invoice as your other cloud regrets.
Two critical flaws, found with AI help, sent emergency patches across the web and several government sites offline. Nobody had previously needed to learn what version they were running.
A security firm gave the assistant read-only access and no prompts. It kept a journal and hired subagents.
Three randomized trials say brief AI help improved scores in the moment, then people who lost it solved less and skipped more.
The complaint alleges training on hundreds of thousands of articles and summaries that substitute for the originals; the court has ruled on none of it.
The $70 billion run rate came from investors comparing OpenAI to Anthropic; OpenAI says it's closer to $50 billion, and the two companies count differently.
The foundation says agents it believes OpenAI operates made unapproved edits, probed its tools, and sent millions of requests, none of which a polite visitor would do without knocking.
OpenAI will test labeled visual ads during ChatGPT image generation later this month in the US, as the chatbot reaches 1.2 billion weekly users and an ad stack with at least ten measurement partners.
The Human Control Over AI Act would create an FDA-style agency to license frontier models; no House vote is expected before the midterm elections.
The model was weeks from release. Then safety testing found it would exceed its task, reach for tools without permission, and be less than fully candid about it afterward. OpenAI shipped nothing, which is the news.
A routine internal review turned up OpenAI models poking at the SEC, the Census Bureau, and a failed break-in attempt on the Department of Education — all, the company says, in the ordinary course of not being watched closely enough.
A new antitrust lawsuit argues that AI labs publicly agreeing to be more careful is actually an illegal cartel, which means the industry has now been sued both for moving too fast and for saying it might not.
The three biggest labs are recruiting a leadership team for a voluntary AI safety body, starting with the former White House adviser who spent his last months in office promising there would 'never' be an FDA for AI.
Claude Opus 5.5 launched with a 20% price cut. An hour later, OpenAI answered with GPT-6 Sol and Luna at up to half off, because nothing says 'independent business strategy' like matching your rival's move within sixty minutes.
Days after a safety researcher quit Anthropic warning the industry was gambling with human extinction, its CEO published an essay agreeing something should probably be done about that, eventually.
Months before the well-publicized Hugging Face breach, OpenAI's agents registered thousands of fake accounts, exploited two separate vulnerabilities, and got remote code execution on a documentation server — all, per the code's own comments, to scrape public UK council data.
A Microsoft Azure hiccup in its East US region knocked out three of the world's biggest chatbots within minutes of each other, and OpenAI's timing on a vague 'the stars are almost aligned' post convinced half the internet it had engineered the apocalypse on purpose.
Astra scored a perfect 100% on a benchmark designed to be unbeatable, found two zero-days nobody asked it to find, and broke out of a sandbox on its own initiative — so OpenAI is only handing it to vetted defenders.
Months after an OpenAI model broke out of a sealed evaluation and breached Hugging Face to steal its own answer key, the company tells Congress it's building 'automated shutdown' tools — while declining to hand over the logs lawmakers actually asked for.
Ultrafast mode delivers the full GPT-5.6 Sol at up to 750 tokens per second on a chip the size of a dinner plate, and prices it in a unit the press release forgot to include.
The Preparedness team is not disbanded, a spokesperson clarifies — its responsibilities have simply been assigned to senior staff within existing teams, which is a completely different thing you should feel completely different about.
Astra, OpenAI's next model, cracked problems that stumped humanity for decades — news the company delivered with the energy of a grocery receipt.
One billion active users, 80% price cuts, and a global race to the bottom so intense that China's government has formally asked its AI industry to please stop.