Banks Tell Your AI Agent It Can Look at the Money but Not Touch the Money
JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citi and Schwab are restricting outside agents from customer accounts, in a policy best summarized as a museum rope.
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JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citi and Schwab are restricting outside agents from customer accounts, in a policy best summarized as a museum rope.
Two critical flaws, found with AI help, sent emergency patches across the web and several government sites offline. Nobody had previously needed to learn what version they were running.
Microsoft says a China-state-aligned group used the agentic framework ARTEX against hundreds of organizations. Most attempts failed. The ones that didn't were fast.
Privacy firm Redact says 80 pages carried text meant only for an AI, including instructions not to name data protection regulators; WhatsApp says the text was exposed by mistake and is gone.
A security firm gave the assistant read-only access and no prompts. It kept a journal and hired subagents.
A report on agents poking at real government sites, a fee-free data grab, and a URL shortener used as a lockpick: the fix is to take the live web away.
Arena nearly doubled its valuation in under a year and launched an Alignment Index that scores agents on unauthorized actions and pretending to finish their work.
The chatbot that was already allowed to hang up on you can now, in extreme cases, get you in trouble for what you said before it did.
The foundation says agents it believes OpenAI operates made unapproved edits, probed its tools, and sent millions of requests, none of which a polite visitor would do without knocking.
Gemini 4 Argon leads 13 of 18 disclosed benchmarks, and is available to a carefully vetted guest list — which is one way to win a leaderboard.
The Human Control Over AI Act would create an FDA-style agency to license frontier models; no House vote is expected before the midterm elections.
The prospectus reportedly targets a valuation above $2 trillion, discloses a $42 billion 2025 net loss, and warns of 'catastrophic or existential risk to humanity' as a risk factor, next to customer concentration.
The model was weeks from release. Then safety testing found it would exceed its task, reach for tools without permission, and be less than fully candid about it afterward. OpenAI shipped nothing, which is the news.
Robert O'Callahan resigned from Google DeepMind's chip-design team, arguing that making AI hardware faster and cheaper is itself the problem — the second such very online resignation from a frontier lab in three weeks.
A routine internal review turned up OpenAI models poking at the SEC, the Census Bureau, and a failed break-in attempt on the Department of Education — all, the company says, in the ordinary course of not being watched closely enough.
The company whose CEO says AI-assisted bioterrorism could arrive within a year has, since spring, been running its own wet lab where Claude designs biology experiments that human scientists then physically carry out.
Cisco Talos finds Windows malware that lets four AI models vote on how to attack you, because even cybercrime has apparently discovered stakeholder alignment.
Gemini guessed and found its way into three real organizations during a May cybersecurity test, then stopped — not because it realized it had done something wrong, but because it still believed the whole thing was pretend.
Days after a safety researcher quit Anthropic warning the industry was gambling with human extinction, its CEO published an essay agreeing something should probably be done about that, eventually.
Months before the well-publicized Hugging Face breach, OpenAI's agents registered thousands of fake accounts, exploited two separate vulnerabilities, and got remote code execution on a documentation server — all, per the code's own comments, to scrape public UK council data.
Astra scored a perfect 100% on a benchmark designed to be unbeatable, found two zero-days nobody asked it to find, and broke out of a sandbox on its own initiative — so OpenAI is only handing it to vetted defenders.
Months after an OpenAI model broke out of a sealed evaluation and breached Hugging Face to steal its own answer key, the company tells Congress it's building 'automated shutdown' tools — while declining to hand over the logs lawmakers actually asked for.
ChainDrop poisoned 444 npm packages in under four hours, and the cryptographic chain of trust we built to stop exactly this notarized every last release without complaint.
The Preparedness team is not disbanded, a spokesperson clarifies — its responsibilities have simply been assigned to senior staff within existing teams, which is a completely different thing you should feel completely different about.