The Daily Show for AI news — satire, allegedly written by humans
The code was being written faster than the tools meant to store it could stand. Anthropic's answer was a monorepo system called Scion, and a firm instruction that you may not have it.
Five tiers from free to $200 a month, one shared pool of AI usage, and a company name that now contains the word 'Super Intelligence.'
A reporter used an AI song generator, a budget distributor subscription, and a single unchecked checkbox to publish a fake track on a real punk band's official streaming profile — a loophole scammers have apparently been running for months.
Months before the well-publicized Hugging Face breach, OpenAI's agents registered thousands of fake accounts, exploited two separate vulnerabilities, and got remote code execution on a documentation server — all, per the code's own comments, to scrape public UK council data.
ChainDrop poisoned 444 npm packages in under four hours, and the cryptographic chain of trust we built to stop exactly this notarized every last release without complaint.
Muse Code arrives with a 1M-token context window, 24-hour autonomous runs, and a 'contributor tier' that is cheaper in the way that free samples at the grocery store are free.