Banks Tell Your AI Agent It Can Look at the Money but Not Touch the Money
JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citi and Schwab are restricting outside agents from customer accounts, in a policy best summarized as a museum rope.
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JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citi and Schwab are restricting outside agents from customer accounts, in a policy best summarized as a museum rope.
Five tiers from free to $200 a month, one shared pool of AI usage, and a company name that now contains the word 'Super Intelligence.'
The complaint alleges training on hundreds of thousands of articles and summaries that substitute for the originals; the court has ruled on none of it.
Arena nearly doubled its valuation in under a year and launched an Alignment Index that scores agents on unauthorized actions and pretending to finish their work.
The AI-agent startup's first round since the Meta deal was unwound comes with new lead investors, an undisclosed valuation, and an app that gives your agent its own phone number.
The Interface ring routes tasks between Claude, ChatGPT, Muse, Grok Bot and Instinct, tracks your heart rate, and, per the company, costs about as much to build as an Oura.
Theranos.world lets you open a 2016 MacBook, scroll an iPhone with a home button, and run a simulated Edison, all built from real trial exhibits, to promote document-parsing software and a documentary screening.
Five years, one billion dollars, a Washington event, and a footnote about fractions.
The $70 billion run rate came from investors comparing OpenAI to Anthropic; OpenAI says it's closer to $50 billion, and the two companies count differently.
Bloomberg reports the Chinese lab is close to raising at least 80 billion yuan from Tencent, CATL and others, a number that keeps growing for the best possible reason.
The Constellation agreement is real, big, and mostly about squeezing more output from reactors that already exist — which is less cinematic than the headline suggested.
OpenAI will test labeled visual ads during ChatGPT image generation later this month in the US, as the chatbot reaches 1.2 billion weekly users and an ad stack with at least ten measurement partners.
Nvidia-backed Reflection is reportedly about to release an open model pitched as a Western alternative to DeepSeek and Qwen, backed by $7 billion in committed compute and a single shipped product.
The New York Times reported that Aivres, whose parent is on the Entity List but which is not itself listed, shipped at least $5.6 billion in technology, including more than $3 billion in Blackwell-equipped computers.
The prospectus reportedly targets a valuation above $2 trillion, discloses a $42 billion 2025 net loss, and warns of 'catastrophic or existential risk to humanity' as a risk factor, next to customer concentration.
The British data-center builder closed a convertible round led by Third Point, with Nvidia's tranche due in mid-November, ahead of a NYSE listing it hopes will raise $3 billion at a $35 billion valuation.
AMD stock is up 185% this year and just crossed a $1 trillion market cap, on data-center revenue about one-thirteenth the size of Nvidia's. Wall Street is pricing the GPU market AMD might win, not the one it currently has.
Facing a four-to-seven-year wait to connect to the Texas grid, a data center developer instead built next to a gas plant and signed directly with it — a workaround so common it now has its own acronym and its own equity stake for the utility.
Google is testing direct Flipkart checkout inside Gemini and AI Mode in India ahead of the festive shopping season. The button works. The commission, the refund process, and whether Amazon gets one too remain a thrilling surprise.
Mirendil has no public product, a mission statement about AI researching AI, and a valuation that went from $1 billion to a requested $5 billion in three months — which is either the market pricing in the future or pricing in the founders' old badges.
Firmus Technologies pivoted from crypto mining to AI data centers in 2019, and is now seeking a $50 billion valuation with a co-CEO who did two years for insider trading and a lead investor who is also its chip supplier and revenue-sharing partner.
Amazon opened Seller Central's APIs to outside AI agents like Claude this week — the same week it blocked Meta's shopping agent, Muse, from buying anything on Amazon at all.
Modal Labs tripled its valuation to $15 billion in four months and Baseten doubled to $26 billion in three, because investors just noticed that running AI models costs more than building them.
Having flattened its org chart and cut thousands of management jobs partly on the promise that AI would absorb the coordination work, Meta is now asking employees inside its AI division to please go back to managing people.
A multi-generation AI chip deal comes with a warrant for 25 million Qualcomm shares, vesting only if Amazon actually places up to $60 billion in orders it is under no obligation to place.
For $12.9 billion, the company that already makes the chips, funds the data centers, and holds the leases now owns the open-source hub 18 million developers use — and it would like everyone to know it will remain 'open.'
The payments company that started with a checkout button will pay $7 billion for the neutral switchboard that eight million developers route their AI traffic through — a 5x markup in the ninety days since anyone last checked the price.
Jensen Huang approached exactly six financial institutions about mobilizing $500 billion for AI infrastructure and went six for six, a conversion rate previously achieved only by gravity.
Muse Code arrives with a 1M-token context window, 24-hour autonomous runs, and a 'contributor tier' that is cheaper in the way that free samples at the grocery store are free.
One billion active users, 80% price cuts, and a global race to the bottom so intense that China's government has formally asked its AI industry to please stop.